Author: William C. AllanWCAllanArt@gmail.com
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"Don’t Say That"
Comedy
– Four men die and go to Heaven Level One. Within seven days they must
confess to grave secrets – lest their pride, shame and swearing drags
them into the fiery garbage pit of non-existence (means hell).
Synopsis:
Four men; a Hispanic mechanic (Tommy), a little person lawyer
(Toby), a black professor (the Professor) and a mean spirited New York
city Jewish art critic (Goldman) all die and end up in a quaint cottage
in Heaven. But the group quickly learns that the stay is only
temporary. They first must make amends for their misdeeds in life and
somehow find a smidgen of faith, all in seven days. It is all for one
and one to fail and send them all to – you know – that place.
Each of the men must also learn to stop swearing, which is proving hard
for the cranky Goldman. He alone has used up the majority of the 200
‘bad words’ allowed to them all. Meanwhile the professor who will only
believe in evolution naturally refuses to believe in Heaven, and Tommy
just wants to go back to Albuquerque and be with his wife and young
son. Toby’s body is in Heaven but won’t wake up. It seems Toby, the
attorney, is so angry about getting murdered he has refused to leave
his home on earth and is sticking around haunting his murderers. It’s
not a happy group. The one thing they all agree on; disliking their
guide in Heaven, the perky Abu, the counselor. It all comes to a
turning point when the group is forced to go back to earth, become
ghosts, and convince the ghost of Toby to go into the light and return
to Heaven with them. Of course, it is never as simple as that.
AWARDS
Top Award winner – Rhodium - “Don’t Say That” screenplay - Religion Faith International Film Festival
Finalist – “Paperboy” TV Pilot Screenplay – Screenwriters Network competition